My partner and I have a lot of fetishes around monsters and sci-fi scenarios. We like to enact her being ravaged by fantastic beasts and I enjoy simulating the sensations by dressing up and using toys and props.
One thing we’re interested in is simulating her being impregnated by an alien egg. I’d like to use an actual egg but I’m wondering if it would be safe to insert a cool peeled, hardboiled, egg anally? I know it doesn’t have a flared base but surely it would break down rather than get lost? What do you think about this?
Hello,
What an eggstra-special question - we love fun fantasy scenarios, and this one sounds eggcellent!
We know - our puns are terrible :))) #SorryNotSorry
There are a few things to consider here.
Can you inset an egg into an anus?
Never having tried this trick ourselves, we are unsure how feasible inserting an egg into the anus would be. Just getting a peeled egg past the sphincter could prove tricky. Coat the egg with a generous lashing of lube, and you could end up with a scrambled mess...
For this fantasy to work well and not end with an untimely visit to A&E (or serious flatulence), we recommend using an anal-safe toy for your sci-fi fantasy.
Using a small stainless steel butt plug could fulfil your sexy dream without leaving a mess. Stainless steel toys are cool to the touch, which feels intriguing in the tush, and the weight could be similar to how an alien baby would feel.
Another fun option comes in the form of an inflatable booty vibrator. With the help of this, you could work on pumping and releasing the inflatable sex toy, creating sensations inside the butt. The booty air pump vibe would offer a more realistic feeling of giving birth anally.
We hope this has given you some ideas on how to live out this fantasy safely. It is probably best to leave the actual eggs for afterwards – you may well feel hungry after all that fun :)
Love,
Team Sh! xx
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