As the calendar resets and we step into a fresh new year, it’s the perfect time to embrace change, set exciting goals, and - most importantly - have more fun! Whether you’re resolving to spice things up in the bedroom, explore new sensations, or just treat yourself to some well-deserved pleasure, we’ve got the perfect lineup of toys to help you on your journey.
Think of it as a self-care resolution, but more enjoyable. From thrilling first-time experiments to next-level upgrades for the adventurous, these handpicked favourites are here to help you unlock new desires, discover what turns you on, and maybe even surprise yourself... After all, why should personal growth be limited to books and meditation when you can explore, play, and have orgasms?
So, let’s dive in and make this the year of pleasure, one toy at a time!
Cliterally Life-Changing: Why Your Pleasure Deserves a Buzz-Worthy Upgrade
Let’s be real - the clitoris is nothing short of a masterpiece. This tiny powerhouse exists purely for pleasure, and with around 75% of vulva owners needing clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, it deserves all the love (and attention) we can give it.
If you haven’t yet introduced a vibrating bestie to your pleasure routine, consider this your official invitation to level up. With steady vibrations, multiple speed settings, and precision that human hands simply can’t replicate, a good vibe isn’t about replacing touch - it’s about enhancing it. Think of it as the cherry on top of your already delicious sundae.
And if you’re looking for the perfect gateway to good vibes? Cliterally speaking, bullets are a fantastic place to start. Small but mighty, they deliver pleasure with a pulse that packs a punch.
The G-Spot: Myth, Magic, or an Extension of the Clitoris?
Ah, the G-spot - a pleasure point as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle and as hotly debated as pineapple on pizza. Some say it’s life-changing, others swear it doesn’t exist, and science? Well, it’s still catching up. The latest intel suggests that the G-spot isn’t an independent entity, but rather an extension of the clitoris - because, of course, the clit just keeps proving it’s the MVP of pleasure.
What we do know? There’s a certain area on the front wall of the vagina that, when stimulated just right, delivers sensations that range from toe-curling to full-body fireworks. And after years of exploration (for research, of course), we’ve learned a few things worth sharing:
🔥 Location, Location, Location: It’s about half an inch inside on the front vaginal wall - so no need for a deep dive.
🔥 Turned On = Turned Up: The more aroused you are, the more engorged and responsive this area becomes. Foreplay is your friend!
🔥 Pressure Is Key: The G-spot loves firm, consistent stimulation, so don’t be shy.
🔥 Age = Wisdom (and Pleasure): Many people discover their G-spot as they age, likely due to changes in vaginal tissue.
🔥 Post-Birth Discoveries: Some find it more noticeable after giving birth, thanks to shifts in the vaginal canal.
Now, while fingers are great, a well-designed toy makes G-spot stimulation way easier. The secret weapon? A curved shaft that effortlessly finds and massages the spot, unlocking new levels of pleasure. Whether you’re a believer or a sceptic, there’s only one way to find out… and trust us, it’s an experiment worth conducting!
Meet your new bestie: The Mini G-Spot Vibe. If you’re new to internal stimulation, consider this your perfect starter toy. This mini G-spot vibe is designed for easy, comfortable exploration - about two fingers wide in girth and just the right length to hit the spot without feeling overwhelming. And since we base our sizing on the average adult finger, it’s a simple way to gauge what feels right for you.
What really sets this vibe apart? The angled head. It’s shaped for precision, making it effortless to find and stimulate your G-spot without the guesswork. And here’s a pro tip: Forget the in-and-out motion that many penis owners swear by. Instead, try - a rubbing or rolling motion that focuses directly on the G-spot’s erectile tissue. This delivers a deep, targeted pleasure that builds in waves, taking you exactly where you need to go.
Anal Play: Numbing Creams Are a No-Go & What to Do Instead
The other day, we got a call from a guy asking if we sell numbing lotion for buttholes because his partner needed something to 'get through anal.' And, well… let’s talk about why that’s not the mindset you want when it comes to backdoor fun.
First things first - anal sex should never be something to ‘get through.’ It’s not a chore, a punishment, or a test of endurance. It should be an experience of pleasure, comfort, and consent for both partners. If someone is feeling pain, that’s not a sign to power through - it’s a sign to pause, check in, and adjust.
Now, about those numbing creams: hard pass. Pain is your body’s way of saying, 'Hey, something’s not right!' Desensitizing products shut down that warning system, making it easy to push past what’s safe and end up with an injury. Instead, the key to enjoyable anal play is relaxation, patience, and plenty of anal lube.
Here’s what else makes for a hot and satisfying backdoor adventure:
🔥 Warm up. The anus is packed with nerve endings, and when teased, stroked, or licked, it can lead to seriously mind-blowing pleasure - even orgasm.
🔥 Start small. A well-lubed finger (short, smooth nails only, please) is all you need to begin exploring. And if you’re a nail-biter? Consider a trip to the salon before dipping your digits into someone’s derrière.
🔥 Toys can help! We love this set of beginner-friendly body-safe silicone anal beads - perfect for exploring new sensations at your own pace. Start with one bead and insert as many as feels good. For an extra thrill, pull them out at the peak of orgasm and enjoy the rippling sensation. Prefer something simpler? Try our Beginner’s Butt Plug 1 - a classic choice with a gentle, finger-sized girth.
Most importantly - go slow, use lots of lube, and listen to your body. When done right, anal play isn’t just bearable - it’s mind-blowingly good!
Men & Penis Owners: Level Up Your P-Spot & Solo Play Pleasure
If you’re a seasoned backdoor adventurer looking to dial up your P-spot experience, say hello to prostate massagers - toys designed to take your prostate pleasure to the next level. With a satisfying yet approachable girth, it’s a step up from our beginner-friendly beads without venturing into 'whoa, that’s a lot' territory. And the best part? The cheeky buzz delivers dual stimulation - massaging the prostate while lighting up the entire erectile network in the area!
But if you’re more in the mood to focus on your other favorite pleasure point, why not give a masturbation sleeve a go? Forget the tacky, faux-anatomy look - textured sleeves are all about enhancing sensation, not mimicking body parts. It’s not a replacement for anything - just an exciting addition to your toy collection, perfect for solo or partnered play.
Here’s how to make the most of it: Lube up the inside, slide it over an erect penis, and adjust your grip to find the perfect amount of squeeze. It’s simple, it’s clever, and it’s guaranteed to keep things interesting!
