Those of you who follow us on Twitter will know that we like to keep ourselves up to date with what’s trending, and we quickly realised we were on to a winner when #MostAwkwardSituations came up – we could write a book on the subject of tricky moments!
Here are a few of our #mostawkwardsituations (and some of them are regular occurrences, believe it or not!):
- When a customer brings back a dildo or vibrator with traces of lube, vaginal juices and pubes on it…
- When a customer demands a refund because her orgasm wasn’t strong enough…
- When we accidentally squirt customers with lube…
- When a customer spends an hour reading erotica, and then disappears into the toilet for what seems like a suspiciously long time…
- When a customer wants to try on a strap-on harness but has no underwear on… ( sorry, that's a 'no')
- When a customer slips out of the changing cubicle half-naked, and struts around the shop floor with bare boobs…
- When male guests own up to having erections during class…
- When customers dress up as nurses, and run out into the road spanking themselves with a paddle…
- When guest insists on showing off how amazing her deep-throat skills are in our Blow His Mind class, and her eyes well up and we all start gagging…
- When you are having a serious conversation with a customer, and some guy keeps calling, masturbating and groaning over the phone…
- When frisky couples invite us for threesomes ‘after work’…
- When customers get carried away and start stroking us during conversation…
- When a guy turns up with a half-eaten sandwich, hoping for a quickie during his lunch hour… (ps, wrong kind of establishment, Mister!)
- When granny and young grand daughter pop in, thinking we’re a sweet shop…
- When asking the HR Department if there’s a law against spanking staff during work hours…
Those are some of our #MostAwkwardSituations, and we’ll no doubt tweet more as they happen!
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(SADLY CLOSED SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN)
