Hi Sh!
I want to buy my first vibrator, but I live with my parents and they wouldn't approve. I really don't want them to find out.
I need it to be quiet as my mum tends to stay up late, and I don't want her to hear me using it (eeek!!).
Also, is the packaging discreet? I might not be at home to accept the delivery.
Hello there,
Thanks for getting in touch!
Quiet vibrator
Shopping for a quiet vibrator is easy. The Sh! website lets you filter sex toys according to the level of noise. By ticking the boxes for "almost quiet" and "silent," you'll get pages with our most quiet vibes.
From here, you can choose the type of vibrator that will suit you best.
First vibrator
Buying your first vibrator is super-exciting, but can feel overwhelming. We have a page with our top picks for newbies which can be really helpful. Remember to filter for volume to ensure you don't choose a noisy sex toy by mistake!
Essentially, vibrators come in three categories:
The first job is to figure out what type of vibrator you'd like. Do you think you want something small for the clit, or something you can use internally? This will help you narrow down the selection.
Some of our sex toys are as discreet as they come, such as the lipstick vibrator below.
The glossy black and gold case looks like a fancy designer lipstick, meaning leaving it in your make-up bag won’t cause concern. If your parents spot it, they'll assume you've treated yourself to a new lippy :)
With 10 different vibrating settings to explore, you have lots of choice - and best of all: This lippy is rated quiet!
Lube
Lube enhances all sensations and make toy play sensual and comfortable. We're guessing a large bottle will be too obvious, but a small sample kit with tester-size sachets of lube might be do-able. This sample kit contains six sachets of lube, and will keep you going for a while.
Discreet delivery
Sh! goodies are discreetly packaged. We wrap all products in a layer of tissue paper, which is lovely to unwrap but also keeps the product hidden if the outer packaging tears during transport (this is unlikely but not impossible).
Vibrators come supplied in boxes, which are then wrapped in tissue and packed in padded jiffy bags. This ensures no one can feel the shape of the sex toys inside.
Dildos are usually packed in a soft storage bag, and shipped out in a plain box. There is no way to know what's inside the boxes, and we seal them with layers of sellotape. There is no possibility of the boxes opening accidentally-on-purpose. You need scissors to cut the tape, so the dildos are *very* safe from prying eyes.
The label will have our returns address, but no logo or mention of contents if the delivery address is in the UK.
Parcels being shipped outside the UK must have a CN22 label for customs purposes, but we try to be as discreet as possible. Lube will be marked down as 'personal moisturiser' and a dildo is a 'silicone toy.'
Payment
Our website accepts payment by debit or credit card, or PayPal. An order from Sh! shows up as SH Brands LTD, just in case your parents have access to your bank statements or purchase history.
We hope this helps!
Best Wishes,
Team Sh! xx
