Hi Sh!
I want to buy my first vibrator, but I live with my parents and they wouldn't approve. I really don't want them to find out.
I need it to be quiet as my mum tends to stay up late, and I don't want her to hear me using it (eeek!!).
Also, is the packaging discreet? I might not be at home to accept the delivery. Can you help me order and buy a discreet vibrator without my parents finding out?
Hello there,
Thanks for getting in touch :)
How To Buy A Secret Vibrator
This is a common question and we have great news for you: Shopping for a quiet vibrator is easy! We've thought about all the possible pain-points and we have made the shopping experience as quick, easy and discreet as possible.
Shopping For A Quiet Vibrator
All vibrators have some level of buzz, but Sh-womenstore.com lets you filter vibes according to the level of noise. By ticking the boxes for ALMOST SILENT and QUIET, you'll get pages with our most quiet vibes. From here, you can choose the type of discreet vibrator that interests you most, such as clitoral stimulator, G-spot vibrator or rabbit vibe.
Buying Your First Vibrator
Buying your first vibrator is super-exciting, but can feel overwhelming. We have a page with our top picks for newbies which can be really helpful. Remember to filter for volume to ensure you don't choose a noisy sex toy by mistake!
Essentially, vibrators come in three categories:
Your first job is to figure out what type of vibrator you'd like. Do you think you want a small clit vibe or something you can use internally? This will help you narrow down the selection.
DISCREET VIBES
More penetrative vibes such as G-Spot & Rabbits are difficult to disguise (you'll just have to find a fool-proof hiding place!). But some of our sex toys are as discreet as they come, like this lipstick vibrator.
The glossy black and gold case looks like a fancy designer lipstick, meaning leaving it in your make-up bag won’t cause concern. If your parents spot it, they'll assume you've treated yourself to a new lippy.
With 10 different vibrating settings to explore, you have lots of choices - and best of all: This lippy is rated quiet!
Don't Forget To Add Lube
Lube enhances all sensations and makes sex toy play sensual and comfortable. We're guessing a large bottle will be too obvious, but a small sample kit with tester-size sachets of lube might be doable? This sample kit contains five sachets of lube and will keep you going for a while.
Discreet Sex Toy Delivery
Sh! goodies are discreetly packaged. We wrap all products in a layer of tissue paper, which is lovely to unwrap but also keeps the product hidden if the outer packaging tears during transport (this is unlikely but not impossible).
Vibrators come supplied in boxes, which are then wrapped in tissue and packed in padded jiffy bags. This ensures no one can feel the shape of the sex toys inside.
Dildos are usually packed and shipped out in plain cardboard boxes. There is no way to know what's inside the boxes, and we seal the box with layers of sellotape. There is no possibility of the boxes opening accidentally. You need scissors to cut the tape, so the dildos are *very* safe from prying eyes.
The address label will have our returns address, but no logo or mention of contents if the delivery address is in the UK.
Parcels being shipped outside the UK must have a CN22 label for customs purposes, but we try to be as discreet as possible. Lube will be marked down as 'personal moisturiser' and a dildo is a 'silicone toy.'
Online Payment Options
Our website accepts payment by debit or credit card, or PayPal. An order from Sh! Women's Store shows up as SH Brands LTD, in case your parents have access to your bank statements or purchase history.
We hope this helps you buy a vibrator! If you need more help, or prefer to speak to a member of our team before placing an order, just call us on 03333 444 005.
Best Wishes,
Team Sh! xx
