When Womanizer W100 exploded on to the market in 2015, I viewed it with suspicion: it was loud, unattractive and it didn't make any sense.
When I heard the boasts about 100%-orgasm guarantee, I howled with laughter: never in the history of woman has there ever been a toy that offers orgasms for everyone!
I didn’t buy the hype.
Until I got up close and personal with one. That changed *everything*. The proof was in the pudding, or in this case, the eye-rolling orgasms delivered at the press of a button.
Soon after, Satisfyer Pro made an appearance. Sleeker, sexier and waterproof. And just as orgasm-sure.
With two such similar toys, it can be tricky to know which one is the better one. Reading unbiased reviews is a great way of finding out what others have to say before making a decision. After all, these toys aren't cheap and whilst you get excellent value for money, you want to make sure you pick the right air tech toy for you.
One for each hand is my motto, and thus I have one of each: a Womanizer W100 AND a Satisfyer Pro 2.
Greedy, yes, but one should never skimp on orgasms.
This puts me in an excellent place to compare the two (apologies to my neighbours, I have taken this task rather seriously and as neither toy is particularly quiet, I completely understand the side-eyes).
It’s Not All About Looks
Which is just as well, coz neither Womanizer W100 nor Satisfyer Pro2 are lookers.
Womanizer W100 is bold and colourful with bit of bling. The Jackie Collins of sex toys, if you like.
Satsifyer Pro is sleeker and shinier, but one can’t get away from its resemblance to a Barbie blow dryer.
Satisfyer Pro 2 has a more ergonomic handle and as its buttons are placed on the back of the handle, it’s unlikely you’ll press anything by mistake.It's a lightweight toy which sits nicely in the palm of a hand, and the controls can be worked with one hand only. The smaller button is on/off and the larger button controls intensity. A word of warning here: always start off gently...
Womanizer W100 has a bulky handle and a super-sensitive intensity button placed just where your thumb sits when holding it in place. More than once has this button been pressed by mistake and the results are always the same: I need someone to peel me off the ceiling!W100 offers 5 levels of intensity, but I'm going to be completely honest here: I have never gone above level 2 - I don't think my clit (or heart) could take it!
Both come with removable nozzles for easy clean-up, and both are used in the same way: a slick of lube on the nozzle, place over the clitoris and wait for the orgasm to hit in 3-2-1…
Pump Up the Jam
There is one downside to both Womanizer and Satisfyer, and that is the volume. These are not discreet toys. Alone in a silent room with only an air tech toy for company, it’s easy to feel self-conscious.
The easiest solution is to turn up the volume of music or TV, and possibly slide the toy under the duvet. And if you have thin walls, you may want to offer ear plugs to your roomie.
If you can get over the volume (you can, trust me), these toys are fantastic! The nozzle creates a vacuum over the clit, and the toy offers sucking sensations and oh-my-lord!
Making (Pleasure) Waves
The range of Satisfyer Pro toys are fully waterproof – great news for anyone who enjoys a hot soak on a cold night.
I did have a go with this.
I went the whole hog and created a romantic night a mois, complete with bath bombs, low lighting and a bottle of fizz. It turns out my tub isn’t ideal for solo sessions where a climactic ending is expected.
As I lay back amongst the bubbles, the promise of an orgasm seemed to float further and further away. This is by no means the fault of the toy. No, this is all me. I need to be in a particular position and it seemed tricky to recreate in the tub without fear of drowning. The orgasm, when it eventually decided to grace me with its presence, was insanely intense and seemed to go on forever but it’s not something I’ll try again – the resulting leg cramp was too high a price to pay, even if the orgasm was off the scale.
From now on, me and Satisfyer Pro 2 have agreed to enjoy each other on flat surfaces only.
Womanizer W100 isn’t waterproof, but if you fancy a toe-curling shudder in the shower, take a look at Womanizer XL. This version is 100% waterproof, has 12 intensity levels and an extra-long handle that makes it easier to hold.One gent commented on the name, assuming the XL is for women with extra-large fannies (insert your own expletive here). I feel he has somehow misunderstood basic female anatomy, but we'll leave that for another time...
Orgasms on a Scale From 1 - 10
Off.The.Hook.
Hard & Fast.
Long & Strong.
Neither of these toys offer weak orgasms – they are, if not guaranteed, as close to guaranteed as anyone can guarantee an orgasm. From my own experience and having discussed it with other converts, it’s less than 3 minutes every.single.time… Bloody marvellous!
Newer Versions of Pleasure Air Technology toys
Both Womanizer and Satisfyer have launched newer models of their toys, improving each model as they go.
Womanizer Pro500 comes with 18-carat gold-plating with Swarovski detail for those who enjoy the finer things in life. This version is more compact, and the gold-plating adds a feel of luxury.
Satsifyer Pro Penguin is a super-cute version of Satisfyer Pro and the one I would choose if I was to buy one today. Small and curvy, it’s easy to hold and won a prestigious Red Dot Award 2017. The nozzle of Pro Penguin is wider than on other models and I imagine this’ll fit around the clitoris better.
Like all penguins, this one is fully waterproof and likes a splash-about.
Which Is the Best?
I can’t say why, but the Womanizer W100 seems to suit me better. I have heard many sex bloggers say they prefer Satisfyer Pro 2, but my muffkin has a better time with Womanizer. It could be to do with the thinner nozzle on the W100, or the slight difference in air technology… Even on the lowest speed (setting 1), W100 delivers in under 2 minutes every time.
I believe that air tech toys deliver in a way that no other toy does. For women who find it difficult to orgasm, these toys can be an absolute Godsend. The magic lies in the design: sucking sensations on the clitoris, rather than directly touching on it. I don’t know who came up with the magic of these toys but whomever they are, they should be hand-fed grapes and have their feet rubbed daily for the rest of their lives!
The very latest version, Womanizer 2GO is waterproof, compact and designed to fool the nosiest of neighbours. Place it on the dressing table and it looks like designer cosmetics or a bottle of perfume. With 6 levels of intensity and 4 hours of battery life, you are in for one orgasmic high after another!
And it so happens you can win one!
Hop on over to this page where you can win a Womanizer 2GO Lipstick Suction vibe! Good luck!
