Whilst perusing sex toy-news, the Sh! Girlz came across the following gem from New Zeeland, which we have shortened in order to cut out the more boring details, such as the guilty fellas having forgotten where they put the mountain bike that was also stolen... Mr Greg Michale Gibbons and Mr Regan Maguire were sentenced to 6 months in prison after smashing a window of a adult store and stealing 'imitation penises' - aka dildos! Apparently, the dildos were not for personal use (of course not guys!) but no light has been shed on what they were actually for. We can confirm that sex toys are popular items for shop-lifters as we've had many demo toys go missing from our tables over the years (not quite sure why anyone would want a toy that have been handled by thousands of anonymous, eager hands, but what do we know?). Now, imagine these guys rocking up at their new home (prison) and having to admit to the thieving of 'imitation penises' to their new housemates (fellow prisoners)... We'd love to be there! :D <!-- AddThis Button BEGIN --> <div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style "> <a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a> <a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a> <a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a> <a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a>