By Renee
Competition time! Love it or loathe it, the best-selling trilogy 50 Shades of Grey by British authoress EL James caused enormous waves across the globe throughout 2012. The Sh! Girlz read the books (and rather enjoyed them), and we can’t wait to see the kinky love-story on the big screen. We think ultra-handsome Matt Bomer would make an excellent Christian Grey, but we’ll just have to wait and see… Fingers crossed, girlz!
Before anyone gets their frilly knickers in a twist, we’d like you to overlook a small number of issues for the next 10 minutes: any unsafe BDSM practices mentioned in the book; whether or not it is fair that the book portrays Christian Grey as having become a Dominant due to childhood abuse and, lastly, whether or not it’s possible for someone new to sex to experience earth-shattering orgasms at the click of a Dom’s fingers (hey – it’s erotic fiction, anything can happen!). Please, disregard all of that. Right now, that’s not what we want to talk about. Instead ~ may we please draw your attention to The Official Pleasure Collection and our We Aim to Please competition.
These are the wickedly cool toys EL James imagined whilst writing the books, and not only can you stop by our li’l East London pink pleasure palace to look longingly at the Deluxe Wrist Ties, feel the thrilling vibrations of the Love Ring or paddle your partner’s shapely bum with the sexy satin Paddle – you can actually purchase all of these and enjoy them in the privacy of your own bedroom!
Inner Goddess Luv-Balls This year's must-have, best-selling sexcessory! Ben Wa Balls, love beads, geisha balls, duotone balls - there are many names for them but only one pair that you need to own. The Fifty Shades of Grey Silver Balls are smooth, incredibly weighty and perfect for pleasuring your inner goddess!Who says no to 15 inches of pure pleasure? Not us, that's for sure!
Silvery strands to caress and seduce soft skin, the 50 Shades of Grey flogger takes our breath away. Not all submissives enjoy painful play ~ many prefer a little bit of teasing torment instead, and this flogger delivers just that!
This Fifty Shades of Grey Butt Plug is small & smooth, non-threatening & stylish. The silicone plug tapers gently to only 1" at its widest and at about the length of a finger, this plug is perfectly contoured to slip in easily and stimulate your most sensitive spots. (Oh – don’t forget to add a generous dollop of lush lube before inserting).
We Aim to Please Bullet Vibrator
Don't be fooled by its size, this silver bullet vibe packs a zingy punch! Enjoyed solo or with one (or more!) sexy friends, this little wowser is great fun! And, coz we aim to please (see what we did there?) we have six (6) of these handbag-sized vibes to give away!
There are two ways of entering this competition:
- Tweet (or retweet) #WeAimToPlease @ShWomenstore before Friday 1st March at 6pm
OR
- If you are not on Twitter, just leave us a comment right here on the blog, before Friday 1st March at 6pm
Good luck!