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TOP QUALITY
We test every product that we are considering ...
If a sex toy is poorly designed, or has temperamental functionality or an unappealing finish - we won't stock it.
BODY-SAFE
Materials must be Phthalate-free.
Designs must be safe to use & easy to clean.
Lubes must be suitable for safe-sex.
Arousal gels must contain NO numbing agents or firey chemicals.
HONEST
With 30 years under our belts, watching the sex toy designs develop, we can spot a 'wrong un' by a mile...
If it's all marketing hype, - we won't stock it.
BRING SOMETHING NEW
We cherry-pick, so you don't have to!
100 samey rabbits? Snooze...
Each toy must excel by its price bracket, function, and unique design.
GOOD-LOOKING
Subjective, we know...
But if it makes us go 'eeeuuw!’ rather than ‘oooooh!’ it doesn’t get in.
