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A Monologue with My Vagina

A Monologue with My Vagina - Sh! Women's Store

You won't be surprised to hear that we talk about vaginas all day long; what we love about them, what we don't love about them, what to do if a vagina seems too tight, too elastic, too painful for pleasure....

If you have ever visited our shop, chances are that you took part in a conversation about vaginas, or at least overheard one. It's what we do. We celebrate the pussy.

It's Masturbation Month and we figure there's no better time to start a online conversation with and about our vaginas. IRL we talk about our muffkins daily, so why not here too? For some reason, talking about a male rubbing one off is perfectly ok but people still shy away from discussing techniques and tips when it come to tickling one's yoniberry. Which is why many women assume there is only one way of doing it - their way, naturally.

Having come across a video of US sexuality educator Betty Dodson teaching a group of women how to masturbate many years ago, we were blown away: there were so many different ways of doing it!

We watched the old vhs video many times - just in case we'd missed something. Then we set about recreating what we'd seen. Wowzers! We're not going to beat about the bush with this one, we're diving in deep and we're going to start from the beginning:

When Did You First Start Jiggling Your Jewel?

Whatever you want to call it, buffin' the muffin, jilling off, diddling the skittle, or the more sophisticated menage a moi, there was a time when you discovered what your clitoris could do - and you probably haven't stopped petting it since. When was this? An open poll amongst good friends came up with some funny answers.

Shower

 

Powerful, neverending and set to a comfortable temperature, we reckon shower jets are the number one reason teenage girls spend so much time in the shower - it's an excellent way of working out what the V.A.G likes.

Also, not to be ignored is the power of bezzie mates - a best friend is worth her weight in gold. Especially if she knows how to buff a muff - it's a skill that will no doubt come in handy (ha!) throughout life.

It seems that ages 10-12 are important for sexual awakenings, as most of the friends we asked 'found' their happy button around that age - or at least discovered its magic. One of us had a less-than-pleasant first experience, though.

 

Whilst not deliberate masturbation, it seems an innocent play session with friends turned into an early orgasmic experience. Having watched - in envy - her friends shimmy on up the swing frames, she decided to have a go. It was a slow, arderous climb, with some gliding back down before throwing herself back on the pole, when all of a sudden she developed a weird twitchyness and weak knees. Not understanding what was going on (that took another 10 years), she hopped off and never attempted to climb another pole or frame again... But a decade on, it suddenly made sense why her friends kept climbing those poles!

We'd love to hear what you have to say about your own discovery - leave a comment below!

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